toomanypancakes to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 months agoYou have five minutes to talk to your pets where they can fully understand every word you tell them. What do you say?message-square57fedilinkarrow-up1104arrow-down110
arrow-up194arrow-down1message-squareYou have five minutes to talk to your pets where they can fully understand every word you tell them. What do you say?toomanypancakes to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 months agomessage-square57fedilink
minus-square@derrg@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish80•edit-210 months ago You make every day brighter with your presence. I love you. Please don’t lick your junk within earshot. It sounds gross.